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I have been having a lot of picnic lunches since I was 12; and this has been our major family activity.
I love the independence of of carrying lunch with me, so I can sit down anywhere to eat at anytime I fancy (usually earlier than other people).
The minimum basic requirements can be reduced to a few elements, numbered in order of importance - elements can be added, in sequence, from lower in the list as time and need allow.
The following is what I personally like - naturally, when other people come along, their preferences also need taking into account.
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1. A drink. A bottle of tap water is probably as good as anything when you are out and about.
2. Sandwiches (plenty of). Four slices (min) of normal bread, or (better) a couple of doorstep slices (each about an inch thick). Filling - (i) Peanut butter, (ii) Cheese and chutney.
3. Crisps.
4. Fruits: washed and in a polythene bag: e.g. grapes, small tomatoes, an apple.
5. Something sweet, preferably with chocolate or chocolate, or buy an ice cream when you return to civilisation.
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And, of course, a book - always carried (but not necessarily read).
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So the minimum picnic lunch would be water and peanut butter sandwiches - although some could include a bit of jam as well, for variety.
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Wasps are a subject on which I diverge from the environmentalist line: I would be pleased if they became utterly extinct.
ReplyDeleteQuite: the old-fashioned wasp and jam sandwich was an overrated treat.
ReplyDeleteThis is not the right place for this comment but I couldn't find a better alternative. Also my apologies for commenting anonymously in spite of your stated aversion to such things.
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Joe
@Joe - if you e-mail me, I could send you a draft copy of my forthcoming mini-book where I expand on the argument in that piece.
ReplyDelete5. Something sweet, preferably with chocolate or chocolate, or buy an ice cream when you return to civilisation.
ReplyDeleteI agree with this one even more than all the others. I need an ice cream right now! I won't get one though.
WhenIwasaboy, you could get a bright red syrup on your ice cream: we knew it as "monkey's blood". Yum, yum.
ReplyDeleteDo Englishmen eat jam on their peanut butter sandwiches?
ReplyDelete@BB - It has been known - Apricot or Bramble (Blackberry) work well.
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