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Yesterday I was walking along an ordinary
residential street in town in the deepening dusk, not fully alert, lost
in reverie; when I was shocked to see something I could barely believe - a 'person'
walking towards me with a face that was light green and glowing. The
undead. A zombie.
Horrified, I looked again, the face
was glowing with the kind of light emitted by putrefying vegetation,
its eyes were glassy and seemed illumined from within. The gait was
shambling.
The figure came closer; I looked again, more intently; and saw it was a pudgy-faced girl staring at a mobile phone display, the phone having its back to me.
So I was right first time: it was an undead zombie.
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1 comment:
See? Zombies aren't nearly as scary as people usually think. You're not scared of them now, are you, after discovering how clueless they are?
Easy to escape from them, too, should the need arise.
I blame the phone companies.
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