Party politics - bribery and blackmail

Now it is evident that the party political system is a bribery and blackmail machine; it may be possible to understand the Right-Left divide more  accurately. 

The Left party consists of those controlled mainly by financial bribes and blackmail. 

The Right Party consists of those controlled mainly by sexual bribes and blackmail. 

Of course, this is only a generalization - and, after all, the Right and Left always drift leftwards, and often swap over. 

The mechanisms for financial corruption vary by time and place - nowadays financial corruption is hidden in plain sight: bribes comes from (e.g.) book advances, lectures and consultancy; blackmail may simply be an audit. 

And the sexual basis for control have, in some instances, inverted. That which used to be blackmailable is now mandatorily supported. Such that anyone who opposes activities that used to lead to blackmail - can himself now be blackmailed! 

But my point is that perhaps we could consider political parties as being convenient ways by which those with real power, deploy to group together those political puppets, figureheads, and rubber stamps who are to be controlled.