Thursday, 19 February 2026

Real poetry - King of the Road, by Roger Miller (1965)





Trailer for sale or rent 
Rooms to let, 50 cents 
No phone, no pool, no pets. 
I ain't got no cigarettes 
Ah, but two hours of pushing broom 
Buys a eight by 12 four-bit room. 
I'm a man of means, by no means 
King of the road 

Third boxcar, midnight train 
Destination: Bangor, Maine 
Old worn out suit and shoes 
I don't pay no union dues 

I smoke, old stogies I have found 
Short, but not too big around 
I'm a man of means, by no means 
King of the road 

I know every engineer on every train 
All of the children and all of their names 
Every handout in every town 
Every lock that ain't locked when no one's around.

(Reprise)


A few weeks ago, I re-watched the Disney movie of Robin Hood, which features Roger Miller voicing the cockrell version of the Merry Man, Alan a'Dale. Miller whistles (etc.- seemingly with Phil Harris) the tune accompanying the excellent introductory animation, and a terrific song "Not in Nottingham" (from 1:13). 

This set me going back to re-listen to Miller's famous King of the Road, which was a childhood favourite - getting a tremendous amount of radio airplay, even in England.  


I was struck by the tremendous economy and poetry of the lyrics; which makes for evocative phrases that (for me) create vivid pictures (e.g. the first three lines); open romantic visas (Third boxcar, midnight train. Destination: Bangor, Maine); and are humorously expressive of simple pleasures (I smoke old stogies I have found - short, but not too big around); and human joys (I know every engineer on every train, all of the children and all of their names). 

I am also very impressed by the way that the pretty-much one-word-per-note-per-beat of the first two verses; is later delightfully varied by syncopated triplets ("but-not-too", "ev-er-y/ en-gin-eer", "all-of-the"; and a 6/8 beat behind EV-ry-lock-that, AIn't-locked"). 

In the refrain, there is a sudden "turn" of mood, and up-lift between the down-beat "I ain't got no cigarettes" and the almost smug cheerfulness of: "Ah, but two hours of pushing broom/  Buys a eight by 12 four-bit room". 

And "pushing broom" is a wonderfully economical expression of the ease and carefree quality of life of which the singer is boasting!  

Altogether a little masterpiece!
  
   

3 comments:

William Wildblood said...

Great song. I like Dean Martin's version too where he sings in that slightly drunk way he often used.

Bruce Charlton said...

@William - I always preferred Dean Martin's singing to Frank Sinatra - but don't tell anyone...

William Wildblood said...

He did my favourite version of Gentle on My Mind too, another wonderful song. I love the horns on that one.