In line with the general practice of lifestyle bloggers and social media addicts, I though you would be interested to see a photo of my breakfast (sort of); and perhaps, from now on, I should take a photo of every meal I consume, every cafe or restaurant I happen to visit; so that you can envy me my fun existence, and think I am cool... (i.e. cooler than you).
Because we are both (are we not?) deeply insecure people who require to impress and receive validation from strangers and casual acquaintances and mutually-exploitative 'friends'... who covertly despise us and want nothing more than to see us brought low and publicly humiliated...
So what could be better?
In this spirit: here is my (probable) lunch:
