Yesterday I read that Dr Evil claims there have been "at least" 200,000 birdemic deaths in India!!!
In an 'inexplicable' recurrence of the absolutely terrible, oh-so-devastating, unprecedented plague that is filling the world headlines.
Yes, people 200K... really and truly!
Naturally there are horrific pictures of the official response to what must surely be the near-annihilation of (probably) the largest nation in the world; selected by the truth-seeking global mass media from a few localities in that vast subcontinent.
It's just as well that nobody in the world knows that there are more than 1.3 BILLION people in India, and that billions have a lot more zeros than thousands.